Ask David the Evil minion.

It is I! David, the greatest super villain of all! And as you can see, I have an ask box so go ahead ask me! If you dare, mowahahahahaha!

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Not your average super villein, maybe not even close to a villein at all. David may think he's though and evil but he's really just a softie.

David- Silence! I'm sure we can all agree this is not true.
Me- Uhh. Yes it is.
David- Shut up.